Hello! The findings are out.. Mat Alamak didnt escape through the toilet bowl... yup... it took 2 months for us to realize.. wow.. hey wait... u mean there wasnt any toilet bowl in the first place? Shit.... it was a urinal.. and you need a f**cking cubicle? He's very SHY right? Damn.... unfathomable...
http://theonlinecitizen.com/2008/04/21/ji-escape-cois-report-and-ministerial-statement/
ok, so who still thinks he's in Singland? I personally don't think so... since he ran away half naked (yes, he hung his trousers over the cubicle door to let the "guards" think that he's still doing his long and big business), he most probably just swam over (or watever method) to Indomie-land because he wouldn't want to be caught with his pants down.. he's SHY... remember?!!
